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Jokes for Kids
How do reindeer fly?
They use their Missile-toes.
How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?
Nothing, it's on the house.
What does Santa call the reindeer with no eyes?
No Eye Deer
Why doesn't Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?
He prefers non-deery creamer
What kind of music does Santa listen to?
Wrap music
What did the ocean say when Santa flew over?
Nothing. It just waved.
Where does Santa deposit checks?
At the snowbank.
What does Santa eat for dinner at the North Pole?
Chill-e
What does Santa eat for breakfast?
Mistle-toast
What does Santa call his monthly expenses?
Jingle bills
What do you call Santa after he's paid all his bills?
Saint Nick-el-less
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley
